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Public Speaking Jobs:

farcical Numbers

Using common words in unusual ways can be good technique in the Public Speaking Jobs.

Most businesses have numerous uses for numbers, both written and oral. Some numbers are funnier and more interesting than others. A number like zero has other names that are farcical and are not even numbers, such as:
Goose egg,
Zip and

These are all farcical ways to express the number zero, and memorable expression is the focus in the Public Speaking Jobs. Even zero is funnier than the word none. Although none is farcical when you talk about the two chances of a hostile takeover as 'slim and none.' A hundred dollar bill is a C-Note, a five-dollar bill is a fin. If someone is outrageously rich, they could be a zillionaire.

If you want to exaggerate a little bit, or if you have some tough news to deliver that involves numbers, add a touch of levity to help soothe the sting. Making the experience count for your audience in an aspect of your Public Speaking Jobs.

One common rule of humor that does not apply to numbers is brevity. In all other types of humor you should conserve the number of words you use. Normally you want to use the fewest words possible to get to the punch line.

When using numbers in a presentation, pronounce them using the longest version possible. This gives them more punch. The digits 1,500 should be recited as one thousand five hundred, not fifteen hundred. The time of 8:15 should be a quarter past eight, not eight fifteen. '6 foot 2' should be six feet two inches not six-two.

So counting up, the Public Speaking Jobs takes nothing -- near zero and makes it count!
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